Funny Quotes About Life To Help Lighten Your Mood

Funny quotes about life and sayings that are inspirational can be the much-needed mood booster people need when life gives you lemons, or even just for a Monday morning!

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The following are the funniest quotes from comedians, actors, politicians, and even scientists who have a good sense of humor and are optimists.

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“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

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“If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play, and z is keeping your mouth shut.” – Albert Einstein

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“Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill

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“Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” – Theodore Roosevelt

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“Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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