Funny Quotes About Life

Funny quotes about life and sayings that are inspirational can be the much-needed mood booster people need when life gives you lemons, or even just for a Monday morning!

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It’s great to keep some hilariously positive quotes handy to laugh at and help lighten up a bit.

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The following are the funniest quotes from comedians, actors, politicians, and even scientists who have a good sense of humor and are optimists.

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1. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

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2. The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” – Isaac Asimov

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3. “Good things aren’t supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first.” – Audrey Hepburn

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4. “I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.” – George Bernard Shaw

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5. “The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

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